Why It's Better To Be a Guy

This is a point I've wanted to make for quite some time now. Seriously, if you could choose between being a guy or a girl, why on earth would you choose to be a girl? Honestly. It seems pretty clear to me that guys have it better on almost every single level. And yes, this is a girl saying this. I am totally not a believer that whole 'girls rule' thing that those Bratz video games have going on. (I LOVE those Bratz video games by the way!) It's nice to have a high self-esteem, but just because I'm a girl I'm not gonna say they're better. That's like a black person voting for Barack Obama just cuz he's black even though you hate every thing he stands for. I have more than likely participated in Guys vs. Girls games and some point and thought we totally pwned them, but when you're considering which one you'd rather be, the choice is fairly obvious.

Think about it... Guys:

• Do not have to go through pregnancy
• Do not have to perform childbirth
• Do not have to worry nearly as much about their appearance (generally)
• Do not have a menstrual cycle
• Do not get stabbed during sexual intercourse

And the list just goes on and on... In fact, the only thing bad about being a guy is that sometimes they get boners in inappropriate situations. That and sometimes girls are such bitches that they have to suffer without ever getting a date. But seriously, I have so much sympathy for dudes. Whenever I hear a song about a guy being in love with a girl and she doesn't even care about him, I seriously just wanna hug that guy and squish him forever and ever. I feel so bad for them all the time. Point of the matter is that on a general consensus, girls suck and guys rock. I'm sorry, but it's just the truth.