Why It's Better To Be a Guy

This is a point I've wanted to make for quite some time now. Seriously, if you could choose between being a guy or a girl, why on earth would you choose to be a girl? Honestly. It seems pretty clear to me that guys have it better on almost every single level. And yes, this is a girl saying this. I am totally not a believer that whole 'girls rule' thing that those Bratz video games have going on. (I LOVE those Bratz video games by the way!) It's nice to have a high self-esteem, but just because I'm a girl I'm not gonna say they're better. That's like a black person voting for Barack Obama just cuz he's black even though you hate every thing he stands for. I have more than likely participated in Guys vs. Girls games and some point and thought we totally pwned them, but when you're considering which one you'd rather be, the choice is fairly obvious.

Think about it... Guys:

• Do not have to go through pregnancy
• Do not have to perform childbirth
• Do not have to worry nearly as much about their appearance (generally)
• Do not have a menstrual cycle
• Do not get stabbed during sexual intercourse

And the list just goes on and on... In fact, the only thing bad about being a guy is that sometimes they get boners in inappropriate situations. That and sometimes girls are such bitches that they have to suffer without ever getting a date. But seriously, I have so much sympathy for dudes. Whenever I hear a song about a guy being in love with a girl and she doesn't even care about him, I seriously just wanna hug that guy and squish him forever and ever. I feel so bad for them all the time. Point of the matter is that on a general consensus, girls suck and guys rock. I'm sorry, but it's just the truth.

Revival of a Blog, possibly.

You see, for quite some time now, I've been like... I REALLY need a blog. And this was the only one I had, but I have this thing of when I abandon something for a long time I really can't go back to it because I feel much too guilty. (That's seriously what's happened with, like, everything I did in 2007/2008. I feel so horrible at myself for leaving everything that I'm too ashamed to go back.) But...there's always hope.

But then, at the moment I feel really super sad AGAIN, because I just deleted everything ever on this blog. :( And this blog, while it lasted, was quite wonderful. But the blog I'm aiming to create here is mainly going to be filled with insightful articles, lists, and long opinions of things. However, I'm definitely gonna miss just writing about random stuff I did and squeeing over Sora. :/ I was so much cooler in 2008. Maybe I can write some of each? *sigh* I don't know. Whenever I try to mix two styles I always feel like at some point I'm going to have to delete one and start over again. This also depends on who reads this. (Probably just me?) So yeah, maybe I'll switch over from talking to a general audience to talking to an audience who will really not understand anything unless they're familiar with my way of life. I'm VERY skeptical.

It's probably just gonna be like my old blog with maybe longer posts and a bit of a revamped style. So welcome reader, and we'll see what happens.